**phone rings**
Me: "Hello?"
Female Voice: "Hi, I need a cab to pick me up, like, tomorrow, but like, at 10:30, like, at night, so like, when should I call and make a reservation?"
Me: "I dunno, you should probably call the cab company and ask them. But dial '9' this time."
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