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Date: 2002-08-25 12:15:47 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/000532.php

My freshman year, my roommate was an electrical engineering senior named Jim. Often, one or both of us would have headphones on, and so we would often talk to each other via ICQ... even though he was literally three feet away. One night, the conversation got übergeeky. This is that conversation.

<sarcasm>
Jim? A stalker? Nahhhhh....
</sarcasm>

<icq><reply src="Jim"><embed sarcasm>
Yeah, I think I gave that up long ago.
</reply></icq>

public boolean go_nuts ( String x )
     return ( x.equals( "we keep talking like this") )?true:false;

10 REM --- REMEMBER BASIC
20 print "I DO!"
30 print "HELLO WORLD"

IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID.             REPLY
AUTHOR.                 TRAVIS KROH.

ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
CONFIGURATION SECTION.
SOURCE-WEATHER.         HOT AND HUMID.
OBJECT-WEATHER          HOT AND HUMID.

INPUT-OUTPUT SECTION.
FILE-CONTROL.
SELECT INPUT-FILE ASSIGN TO 'jims_last_message.icq'.
SELECT OUTPUT-FILE ASSIGN TO 'icq://Jim'.

DATA DIVISION.
FILE SECTION.
FD  INPUT-FILE.
01   INPUT-RECORD.
      05  MESSAGE       PIC X(180).

FD  OUTPUT-FILE.
01  OUTPUT-RECORD.
       05  MESSAGE      PIC X(80).

PROCEDURE DIVISION.
000-SEND-MESSAGE.
      OPEN INPUT INPUT-FILE
                    OUTPUT OUTPUT-FILE.
       PERFORM 100-SEND-MESSAGE.
        CLOSE INPUT-FILE
                        OUTPUT-FILE.
         STOP RUN.

100-SEND-MESSAGE.
       MOVE 'Suck on some COBOL, bitch!' TO MESSAGE.
        WRITE OUTPUT-RECORD.

if Travis.Message_Language > java & Travis.Message_Language > Basic
  print Jims_Replies.Impressed
fi

/*
    Yes, this really is PL\1.
 */

REPLY: PROCEDURE OPTIONS (MAIN);
  RESULT = 0; /* Initial value. */
  IF(JIM_IMPRESSED) THEN
     PUT SKIP LIST (' I'm amused, really. ');
END REPLY;

# Name: On_Message_Receive
def On_Message_Receive (Travis.Status)
# Description: This function describes what is courteous ICQ protocol when receiving a message from Travis.
# Language: Python script (www.python.org)
# Inputs: Travis.Status
# Outputs: Message
# Limitations: Not recommended if Travis uses the same function

  while(Travis.Replies_To_Messages)
    return Reply
# end of On_Message_Receive

<# Returning to HTML>
<# Webcam with breasts showing right now>
<a href=http://www.trishacampbell.com/freecam/trisha.jpg>Trisha</a>
<br><br>
Jim makes it clear he has too much time/bandwidth on his hands.
</body></html>

<style type-"type/css">

<!-- 
  p {
       message-type: reply;
       message-content: this is old now, i think;
  }

-->
</style>

while(travis_attitude == tired_of_code):
  return "Agreed"
# end while loop
# end writing in code.

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