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A note to all my female friends/aquaintances:
I'd appreciate it if you did everything in your power to help me to live under the illusion that women don't fart, burp, vomit, nor deficate.
The thought of regular bleeding binges doesn't phase me, but my mind refuses to reconcile the idea of a pretty girl with the idea of taking a dump.
Thank you.
(You know, it's no damn wonder that my mother is appalled by the way I talk.)
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