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Tonight, Nic and I were talking about my bag, and, well, here's the conversation:
"Do you have your green bag?"So, I went online to look for a red-green colorblind test, and indeed, numbers were missing. I thought they were pretty hard numbers to see for anyone, so I turned the monitor and asked a guy at the counter...
"You mean my beige bag?"
"No, your green one."
"It's not green, it's tannish beige."
"Hon, that's olive."
"It is not!"
"Maybe you're red-green colorblind."
"Oh, for... I am not co...."
**to everyone in the service center**
"Hey, what color is this bag?"
"Green." "Kind of olive." "Yeah, like army green."
"It is not!"
"Is there a number in these spots?"Off to another site I go, and I see nothing in the cards. Co-worker Dan found everything right away...
"Six."
"Fuck."
I'll tell you, what you need is a phatty boom batty blunt, and then I guarantee you'll see a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of them big-titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit!
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