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Date: 2003-03-28 11:18:47 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/001372.php

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Highlights of the Gulf War Drinking Game via memepool

• iraq uses weapons it claims not to have
• the united states uses weapons it won't allow iraq to have
• france goes pro US invasion
• germany takes the side of the united states in a global war
• a puppet government is installed in iraq
  x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US
• you are at any time shocked and awed
  x2 if it has nothing to do with a bombing campaign
• someone uses the words 'mother of all...'
  x2 if it is the leader of a country
• Bush says "its not about religion"
  x2 if he mentions God in the same speech
• bush mispronounces the word 'nuclear'
  finish your drink if its referring to a bomb that has gone off
• the american military are told what to do by someone with no military experience
  x2 if they dodged the vietnam draft
  x3 if they dodged the vietnam draft, are an ex-governer of a southern us state, and ever held or holds the title of 'commander-in-chief'


• iraq promises full and complete cooporation with inspectors
• iraq and the united states are shown seated next to each other in the united nations
• the saudis do something the united states accuses iraq of doing
• north korea does something the united states accused iraq of doing
• an american reminds the french of world war one and two
• anyone in the bush administration says "make no mistake"
• an arab country staging american troops speaks against the war
• somebody implies a blood for oil trade may be in progress
  x2 if that person owns a S.U.V.
• The united states bombs anything in iraq before the fighting 'offically' starts
• Saddam is compared to Hitler
  x2 if bush is compared to Hitler
• Bush quotes scripture
  x2 saddam quotes the koran
• Someone on TV says something contradictory to what is on their news ticker
• A news correspondent asks if they can still be heard
  x2 if they say "Can you hear me now?"
  x3 if it is followed by a verizon wireless comercial
• Saddam refers to George Bush as "little Bush" or "junior bush"
• Media cameras on the baghdad skyline focus on something that looks like an erect penis
• someone reminds us that osama bin laden is still alive
• the military learns of something for the first time from the media
• any coalition representative mentions securing oil fields
  x2 if immediatly followed by "for the benefit of the iraqi people"
• God picks a side
  finish your drink if its not yours