I have a bit of a theory about why I'm sick so rarely: it's because most people don't have the kind of exposure to germs that I do. You see, doing dishes at my place is a bit of a conundrum. The dishes pile up, and I don't wish to wash them, because I'm kind of disgusted by them--which of course has the effect of making them more disgusting by the day. Eventually, they build up to the point where I realize that I have to do something about them, simply because I can no longer have company over (that, and I'm running out of dishes). Then I spend a couple hours washing them up. Some of you think this is hyperbole. Others know better. That's why I don't get sick: hyper immune system development.
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