Since I couldn't be at the wedding, the least I could do was do was do stuff I'd be doing there anyway. Therefore, Andrea and I set out to take some tequila shots Sunday night.
"I can't believe people don't like tequila," she said as we came out of Fridays.
I can, but as of yet, I've not had any sort of experience that quashes my enjoyment of fermented cactus. You know, not like Michele.
Comments:
"Jooooooose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine. I like to drink you with a little salt and lime. Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?"
-D* [2002-08-28 17:28:30]
"Remember the tequila inspired noises your brother made on his 21st birthday!!! Careful...it'll getcha!!! ;)"
-Your Mom [2002-08-29 00:05:39]
"Last night, my friend Steph described tequila as 'the rudest drink EVER'. So there."
-Fran [2002-08-29 10:43:16]
"Hey, OBVIOUSLY you don't live in TEXAS. It gets hot here. Sometimes we have to drink cactus juice."
-D* [2002-08-29 18:02:37]
"Cactus juice? I've been drinking CACTUS JUICE?"
-michele [2002-08-30 07:38:08]
"Yup. Strips of cactus are also served in salads here. Texans are so tough, we munch on CACTI."
-D* [2002-08-31 11:21:59]
(6 comments)
My freshman year, my roommate was an electrical engineering senior named Jim. Often, one or both of us would have headphones on, and so we would often talk to each other via ICQ... even though he was literally three feet away. One night, the conversation got übergeeky. This is that conversation.
<sarcasm>
Jim? A stalker? Nahhhhh....
</sarcasm>
<icq><reply src="Jim"><embed sarcasm>
Yeah, I think I gave that up long ago.
</reply></icq>
public boolean go_nuts ( String x )
return ( x.equals( "we keep talking like this") )?true:false;
10 REM --- REMEMBER BASIC 20 print "I DO!" 30 print "HELLO WORLD"
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. REPLY
AUTHOR. TRAVIS KROH.
ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
CONFIGURATION SECTION.
SOURCE-WEATHER. HOT AND HUMID.
OBJECT-WEATHER HOT AND HUMID.
INPUT-OUTPUT SECTION.
FILE-CONTROL.
SELECT INPUT-FILE ASSIGN TO 'jims_last_message.icq'.
SELECT OUTPUT-FILE ASSIGN TO 'icq://Jim'.
DATA DIVISION.
FILE SECTION.
FD INPUT-FILE.
01 INPUT-RECORD.
05 MESSAGE PIC X(180).
FD OUTPUT-FILE.
01 OUTPUT-RECORD.
05 MESSAGE PIC X(80).
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
000-SEND-MESSAGE.
OPEN INPUT INPUT-FILE
OUTPUT OUTPUT-FILE.
PERFORM 100-SEND-MESSAGE.
CLOSE INPUT-FILE
OUTPUT-FILE.
STOP RUN.
100-SEND-MESSAGE.
MOVE 'Suck on some COBOL, bitch!' TO MESSAGE.
WRITE OUTPUT-RECORD.
if Travis.Message_Language > java & Travis.Message_Language > Basic print Jims_Replies.Impressed fi
/*
Yes, this really is PL\1.
*/
REPLY: PROCEDURE OPTIONS (MAIN);
RESULT = 0; /* Initial value. */
IF(JIM_IMPRESSED) THEN
PUT SKIP LIST (' I'm amused, really. ');
END REPLY;
# Name: On_Message_Receive
def On_Message_Receive (Travis.Status)
# Description: This function describes what is courteous ICQ protocol when receiving a message from Travis.
# Language: Python script (www.python.org)
# Inputs: Travis.Status
# Outputs: Message
# Limitations: Not recommended if Travis uses the same function
while(Travis.Replies_To_Messages)
return Reply
# end of On_Message_Receive
<# Returning to HTML>
<# Webcam with breasts showing right now>
<a href=http://www.trishacampbell.com/freecam/trisha.jpg>Trisha</a>
<br><br>
Jim makes it clear he has too much time/bandwidth on his hands.
</body></html>
<!-- Also returning to HTML, kind of. -->
<style type-"type/css">
<!--
p {
message-type: reply;
message-content: this is old now, i think;
}-->while(travis_attitude == tired_of_code): return "Agreed" # end while loop # end writing in code.
a=((a==b)&&(b==c))?c:a;
Comments:
"Huh??? "
-Your Mom [2002-08-23 09:02:21]
"Strangely reminiscent of an algebra equation from high school algebra. "
-Kelly [2002-08-23 18:10:39]
"He's so cute when he gets all geeky."
-Nic [2002-08-23 21:30:18]
(3 comments)
Promote the freedom to read what you want. Promote a world free from censorship or other people making your decisions for you.
Banned Books Week - September 21-28, 2002
Do you?
Comments:
"Yes, I do...where do you guys keep finding all these cute little quizzes? I think I spend too much time searching out research sites for school and not enough time doing "fun stuff" online...getting exicted about the big trip to the Sunshine state?? :o) I know someone who is...;o)"
-Lee Ann [2002-08-17 22:09:52]
"Psst... Hey, Lee Ann...
I LOVE YOU.
There. Put that mushy shit in your pipe and smoke it. :)"
-trav [2002-08-17 22:29:47]
(2 comments)
|'m 4 1337 h4x0r. | 0wn j00!
Comments:
"You're a WHAT??"
-D* [2002-08-17 14:48:59]
(1 comments)
Am I the only one who sees the futility in Cher having a farewell tour? She's not going anywhere; who are we kidding?
Comments:
"'After nuclear holocaust, two things will remain: cockroaches, and Cher.'"
-D* [2002-08-16 15:39:42]
"Y'all be nice to your elders!!! ;)"
-Your Mom [2002-08-16 17:04:40]
"$$$$"
-jeff [2002-08-16 17:25:02]
(3 comments)
If you use MT, then you should take this survey.
Whaddya mean I'm "just 'Chasing Amy'"?
No, really, I want to know what was up with that.
I can just see that this is exactly how I'd react to being mugged.
(I told you I was addicted at this point.)
Comments:
"The first step is admitting you have a problem."
-D* [2002-08-07 18:28:52]
"If something like that were to happen to me i could see myself using my downtown-defense system which includes acting like i will puke on them, then doing SING (solar plexus, instep, nose, groin) or you know just running away screaming. But that would be the girl thing to do. Yeah. "
- [2002-08-07 21:42:32]
(2 comments)
Love it.
Comments:
"sounds like something my brother would do in traffic."
-b [2002-08-06 18:45:27]
"Thank goodness she was in Honolulu...most anywhere else she might've been shot!! Why ARE people in such a hurry/so impatient/so rude????"
-The Mom [2002-08-06 19:16:55]
(2 comments)
I've known about it for quite some time, but I'd never really felt compelled to look at more than the front page. Then Eve introduced me to the toothbrush story, which led to the homecoming story and now I can't stop.
I love Fray.
Comments:
"I remember reading the toothbrush story. I love the toothbrush story. I went through a freak Fray period of non-stop reading a year or two ago."
-Missy [2002-08-03 23:29:07]
(1 comments)
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