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Date: 2003-08-27 15:24:35 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002138.php

To come up with our Mendacity Index, we asked a nominating committee of noted journalists and pundits to pick the most serious fibs, deceptions, and untruths spoken by each of the four most recent presidents.... Then we averaged the scores for each deception and for each president.

Comments:
"And people still want him back!"
-Nic [2003-08-28 09:21:21]
(1 comments)

Date: 2003-08-26 06:57:11 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002133.php

Forgive me for being the cynic, but what's the probability that there exists a virgin transvestite?
Virgin trannys!

Comments:
"Ummmmmmmmm I'm not sure....never took Statistics, you know ;) Happy first day of your last year of school!!! Have a good one!!"
     -Your Mom   [2003-08-26 09:30:49]
"Ummmmmmmmm I'm not sure....never took Statistics, you know ;) Happy first day of your last year of school!!! Have a good one!!"
     -Your Mom   [2003-08-26 09:31:29]
"I know one personally, buddy David and that boy knows his make-up."
     -bianca   [2003-08-26 22:24:00]
"Why not?"
     -Fran   [2003-08-27 05:30:02]
"I mean it! Why the hell not?"
     -Fran   [2003-08-27 17:44:48]
"Being a transvestite doesn't mean you have to be bumping and grinding. I haven't bumped and grinded, and I could become a transvestite if I wanted."
     -Melissa   [2003-08-29 13:16:00]
"I believe it's "bumped and ground"."
     -Nic   [2003-08-29 15:41:35]
"Leave it to you to correct my sexual euphenisms! I ain't had freaky circus sex yet, that's m'point."
     -Melissa   [2003-08-29 17:16:14]
"Mostly I was just being an ass."
     -Nic   [2003-08-30 14:34:07]
(9 comments)

Date: 2003-08-25 17:46:33 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002131.php

Yeeeeeeeee-hawwwww!

Comments:
"Tread softly, young grasshopper. "
     -*   [2003-08-25 18:43:20]
""Top 40 things...." is so stereotypical that is make my stomach turn. Even when meant in jest still irks me."
     -bianca   [2003-08-25 21:56:31]
"*sneer*"
     -Jeff   [2003-08-26 02:09:19]
"Oh, I love it!!! You gotta know someone would tease about Texans cuz we all LOVE Texas!! There are 2 kinds are people....Texans and those who wanna be Texans!!!! :)"
     -Your Mom   [2003-08-26 05:56:48]
"Heh-heh. I think I'll dig up my "Top 40 Stereotypical Things" list now. :-)"
     -brian   [2003-08-27 12:37:38]
(5 comments)

Date: 2003-08-24 13:35:58 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002127.php

I love Lord of the Rings Guess-Who, because you'll never find questions like this in the regular board game:
kenickieTJK: If someone saw you eating popcorn at a movie theater, would they wonder how the fuck you got in?
Fran: Yes.

Comments:
"You made something die inside of me tonight, Travis."
-Fran [2003-08-24 15:36:02]
"Beginner's luck. You shall have your vengeance."
-trav [2003-08-24 21:18:36]
(2 comments)

Date: 2003-08-22 23:05:57 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002123.php

Command to cleanly remove MSN...
<via Evan>

RunDll32 advpack.dll,LaunchINFSection %windir%\INF\msmsgs.inf,BLC.Remove

Date: 2003-08-16 16:33:52 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002103.php

Sometimes, there are things which you don't even realize you want because they seem so unlikely. Then when you get one, it occurs to you that you've wanted it for ages. This is one of mine.

Comments:
"So you want to go to MIT?"
     -bianca   [2003-08-16 23:32:13]
"Desperately.
Even ignoring the debate of whether or not I've got the intelligence to attend MIT, I can promise you I don't have the discipline to attend MIT."
     -trav   [2003-08-17 21:28:04]
"Oh, I believe you have the intelligence. And I desperately want white cowboy boots, maybe lace-ups. But we don't always get what we want."
     -D*   [2003-08-18 19:35:17]
(3 comments)

Date: 2003-08-15 13:53:33 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002099.php

Atom and His Package is awesome.
"...I can only break walls, move stuff and get snacks."

Date: 2003-08-05 20:46:33 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002061.php

I can't believe that Dat is still on TV. I hate the American public. Dave still won to me. Seriously! I wanna' see The Rich and Dave Show!

Comments:
"i'm with you on the Dat thing. he is so not funny. why is he still there? it's not right!"
     -esther   [2003-08-06 21:17:13]
"Sick, man. Sick and wrong, when there's somebody like Ralphie out there among the living. "
     -D*   [2003-08-08 20:21:35]
"I wasn't as impressed with Ralphie as I was with Dave. Dave made fun of my car, and I laughed my ass off. I'm down with that shit."
     -trav   [2003-08-09 20:35:19]
(3 comments)

Date: 2003-08-05 02:57:30 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002057.php

TypePad just launched, and I'm all registered and everything. Congratulations to Ben, Mena, and Anil.

Date: 2003-08-04 15:15:31 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002053.php

We care a lot!
About Garbage Pail Kids, they never lie!
We care a lot!
About Transformers, cuz there's more than meets the eye!
- Faith No More, "We Care A Lot"

Date: 2003-08-04 01:34:47 (Author: trav)
Link: http://travis.kroh.net/archives/002051.php

I just finished the PHP implementation of Rijndael encryption. I'll post code tomorrow when my head doesn't feel fuzzy anymore. For now, a link to the test form.

Comments:
"Don't know what any of that is, but it sounds tedious."
     -Melissa   [2003-08-04 09:07:47]
"You just keep getting hotter."
     -Nic   [2003-08-04 21:01:03]
"Can you post the source code to "rijndael.php"? I am creating an open source password manager, http://sourceforge.net/projects/phpchain/ and would like to include your code as a backup to mcrypt extention."
     -gogogadgetscott   [2005-09-24 21:21:18]
(3 comments)

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