I can't decide if this page is actually being serious, or if it's similar to Jason's My Totally Awesome Home Page!!!
You sit stuck at traffic lights and work out a more efficient algorithm for them, based on road orientation, sensor placement, time of year, time of day, weather and local sporting events, in your head.I do this. Really. 13th Ave. South bugs me.
I have a bit of a theory about why I'm sick so rarely: it's because most people don't have the kind of exposure to germs that I do. You see, doing dishes at my place is a bit of a conundrum. The dishes pile up, and I don't wish to wash them, because I'm kind of disgusted by them--which of course has the effect of making them more disgusting by the day. Eventually, they build up to the point where I realize that I have to do something about them, simply because I can no longer have company over (that, and I'm running out of dishes). Then I spend a couple hours washing them up. Some of you think this is hyperbole. Others know better. That's why I don't get sick: hyper immune system development.
Just as Bush changed his mind on supporting the creation of a Homeland Security Department and creation of the independent Sept. 11 Commission, it took him a while to endorse the commission's strong recommendation that any new director of national intelligence have full budget-making control, necessary to wield true power in Washington. Bush at first rejected that idea but later supported it.Hear that? That's the sound of stones crashing through Dubya's glass house.
"I've got a better idea, I've got a better idea... Oh, it's the same idea, it's the same idea, it's the same idea."
One pizza: TWENTY DOLLARS? Holy. Shit. I can go to Slapshot for seven bucks, thankyouverymuch. I guess things really are more expensive in New York.
You know, my job is really starting to kill who I want to be, and severely inhibiting the expression I've spent a great deal of time trying to cultivate.
Those who know me know that as of about three months ago, I was a very non-animal person. And you know what this post is about?
I really, really love having a cat. Really.
Comments:
"That is precious. Never thought I'd see the day."
-D* [2004-12-05 12:14:06]
"Neither did I, but some serious pressure from some very important people helped in my decision. :)"
-trav [2004-12-21 01:03:33]
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I'm playing with a Bayesian comment filter in my MT installation. Here we go again.
Every so often, I do a little ego surfing--just to see what's popping up. Hits of interest:
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