"People in the front, just so you know, if you lip-sync to the songs on the record that never came out? I know that you bootlegged it. And Lars Ulrich is waiting in the van outside.... Does anybody sympathize with that guy? No, he sucks. Cuz he's gonna' be out, like, one pair of Nike's."

     - Mike Doughty, former lead singer for Soul Coughing, at a live show